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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you anal play alone?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

How do I become an intelligent man?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

No go.

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Did Elon Musk poke fun at Trump amid nationwide 'No Kings' protests? His latest post raises eyebrows - Hindustan Times - Hindustan Times

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is North Korea a jail?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Katie Thurston admits Ananda Lewis’ death left her ‘spiraling’ as she battles Stage 4 breast cancer - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to