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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:12

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
How do I become an intelligent man?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
No go.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to